Space

But more precisely a little piece of rock we call the moon. People are going crazy over the fact that forty years ago we put a man on the moon (allegedly).

Well woopdefuckindo. What have we accomplished since then?
Jack shit is what.

Everybody knows it was done just to prove that America was better than the USSR and when that threat evaporated, so did the space race.

Guess what, now there are five nations clamouring to put a base on the moon, so that astronauts get a chance to play golf or something. And all of a sudden the space race is alive again. Great! I hear you cry. A bit fucking late, is my response.

It took nine years for America to put someone on the moon, by now we could have at least reached Saturn! We're living in 2009 for gods sake and I haven't even got the 2001 lifestyle that was promised me.

So for all present I'm posting this celebratory sketch of a still from 2001 A space odessey ... get a move on guys.